25 Ways To Cope With Stress

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

2. Use your masterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

3. Pop some popcorn without the lid on.

4. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

5. Make a list of thing to do that you have already done.

6. Dance naked in front of your pets.

7. Put your toddler's cloths on backwards and send them off to pre-school as if nothings wrong

8. Fill out your tax forms in roman numerals.

9. Tape pictures of your boos on watermelons and launch them from high places.

10. Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

11. Tatto "out to lunch" on your forehead

12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

13. Buy a subscription of Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss's wife.

14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

15. Drive to work in reverse.

16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

17. Tell your boss to 'blow it out his mule' and let him figure it out. 

18. Sit naked on a shelled hard boild egg.

19. Polish your car with ear wax.

20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for a secret message.

21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you reconize it when it comes back to you.

22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.

23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

25. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Bonus: Replace the filling of a twinky with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.