ALABAMA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION

Last name: _____________________

First name: (Check appropriate box)
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen 
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue 

Age: _______ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer       [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed   [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: ___________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: ___________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: ___________________________

Lover's Name: ___________________________

2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse: (check all that apply)
[_] Sister  [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother  [_] Son
[_] Father  [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin  [_] Pet 
Number of children living in household: ___

Number of children living in shed: ___

Number of children that are yours: ___ 

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck    ____ kitchen
____ bedroom  ____ bathroom 
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup:_____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No
If no, please explain: ___________________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer  [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide               [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
___ Number of times you've been on Jerry Springer

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly 
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? __

Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow 
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown 
[_] Black
[_] Not Applicable

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Copenhagen

How far is your home from a paved road
[_] 2 miles
[_] 3 miles 
[_] don't know