The Matrix Insane Test

Here's an easy little test to devise weather you're insane, or just plain dangerous. Ready? Here we go:

#1 Do you find yourself constantly trying to fit lines from the movie into normal everyday conversation?
(ex. "What do you want done with YOUR body when you die?" "I want it liquified and fed intraveniously
to the living." also "No,Jonny you may NOT go to the bathroom before the end of class." "I must get OUT
of here. This place, this zoo, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I must BE FREE!")

#2 Do you have more than three pictures from the movie hanging from your locker? Your wall? Your
ceiling?

#3 Do you find yourself in the morning staring desolately in the closet, wishing desperately
that you had a long black leather/pleather trench-coat to wear to school/work?

#4 Do you wear a long black leather/pleather trench-coat to school/work?

#5 Do you wear a long black leather/pleather trench-coat to work with a climbing  harness?

#6 You're planning on hacksawing off the doors of your car and welding them on backwards, JUST so you
can have suicide doors like theirs.

#7 You're SURE you could have made that 40-foot chasm jump, if only the police would just take this
^%$&ing white jacket off you!

#8You answer the phone with "Operator." just in case.

#9 After the movie you went out and tried to buy an M-16, a 50 cal Desert Eagle, a Czech Model 61
"Skorpion", a Heckler and Koch HK MP-5, a 9mm Beretta M92 and a Luigi Frachi SPAS 12.

#10 You knew what I was talking about in the last question.

#11 You frighten children by hanging around school yards in your pleather trench-coat and offer them red
Garfield vitamins or blue Garfield vitamins. 

#12 You're SURE you could get a head plug like they did, if the police would just give you back your
power-drill and take this ^&%*ing white jacket off you!

#13 You've smelted all the spoons in your house because: There is no spoon. . . 

#14 You've painted Nebauchadnezzar on your car.

#15 You're afraid of old people. Why? Because, quote:  "In every granny there's a knife-throwing Agent."

#16 Your attempts to smash through a brick wall with your head have failed. When will the police take off
this &^*$ing white jacket?!

#17 Your nose is permanently smushed from pressing your face against the computer screen trying to see
BEHIND the characters.

#18 You've moved out of you're apartment because your building doesn't have a "hard line".